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Beggar’s Savings

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

Created by Glenni on 10:38AM 10th Jun 09 No Comments

 

My Desire……..

Koi tumse puche kaun hu main?
Keh dena koi khaas nahi,
Ek dost hai kacha-pakka sa,
Ek jhooth hai adha-sacha sa,
Jazbat ko dhake ek parda sa,
Bahana ek acha sa,
Jeevan ka ek sathi hai,
Jo sath hai lekin pass nahi,
Koi tumse puche kaun hu main,
Keh dena koi khas nahi……
:) Hunny

Created by Hunny on 1:18PM 9th Jun 09 No Comments

 

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Created by Shanghairose on 2:49PM 5th Jun 09 No Comments

 

Thoughts on Life

1. The early bird still has to eat worms.
2. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing–if I HAD any
loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first
place!!!
3. The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is having to eat
them.
4. Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.
5. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press “Ctrl Alt
Delete” and start all over?
6. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven’t fallen asleep yet.
7. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
started with something
called labor!
8. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Created by sameerkhan85 on 11:09PM 3rd Jun 09 No Comments

 

Why Deccan Chargers Won

It is only in the fitness of things that a team - in fact the only one in the tournament - without a celebrity mascot, an anthem or a plethora of merchandise should go on to win IPL 2 in a stunning recovery from the rock bottom it had hit in the earlier version of the tournament.
It just goes on to show how even in its most advertisement-friendly (read trivial) form, cricket, the sport, manages to hold its own. Kudos to Rami Reddy - probably the only owner apart from Preity Zinta who shared the dugout with players throughout the tournament and (thankfully) did not leap into players’ arms or (allegedly) inform them about personal breakups in the middle of the tourney - for understanding the value of on-field performances in the middle of all the Bollywood frenzy.
The change of captaincy was done with least fuss - a far cry from the melodramatic transition in Knightriders and the marginally less so change of guard in the Royal Challengers. Both Shahrukh Khan and Vijay Mallya - the latter foisted a non-performing and very expensive captain on his team in the form of the revered KP - may take lessons from him. Shahrukh in particular is in dire need of understanding that showmanship may win superstar status but does not win cricket matches. Neither do abrasive blogs and potshots at living legends.
The winning formula Reddy devised for his team was a winner in its sheer simplicity and back-to-basics attitude. He understood the good old cricketing wisdom of runs, catches and wickets winning matches and thus started the system of incentives for fastest runs, maximum runs, most wickets etc.
Incidentally Chargers have also had probably the widest range of man of the matches. The depth of the team and its sense of purpose is evident from the fact that each of Adam Gilchrist - second highest run-getter of the tournament and also the player of the tournament, Andew Symonds, Rohit Sharma, Dwayne Smith, Fidel Edwards, Herschelle Gibbs, R P Singh - owner of the purple cap - Pragyan Ojha have one or more man of the match awards.
And of course for understanding the value of Darren Lehmann - the only man (or woman) in the two versions of IPL to have been a part of the winning side twice over. The erstwhile member of the Rajasthan Royals coaching staff shifted to the Chargers this season and seemed to have brought the luck of one set of blues to the other. So much for Shilpa Shetty’s song and dance - beau and sister in tow - and prayers since the beginning of the tournament.
Cricket reigns supreme even in 20-20.

Created by Banilb on 12:18PM 3rd Jun 09 2 Comments

 

BRUCE LEE’S Profile-FUNNY

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10.. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

Created by Chweetz on 12:16AM 26th May 09 1 Comment

 

WARNING-Parked cars contains Benzine -Beware

An article (rules-basic principles) based on true facts!

Please do not turn on A/C immediately as soon as you enter the car. Open
The windows after you enter your car and do not turn ON the
Air-conditioning immediately.

According to a research done, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emits
Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen - take note of the heated
Plastic Smell in your car).

In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and
Reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia,
Increasing the risk of cancer…. May also cause miscarriage. Acceptable
Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft.. A car parked indoors with the
Windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors
under
The sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to
2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level… & the people inside the car
Will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.

It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the
Interior to air out before you enter.

Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is very
Difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

‘When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
You have a moral obligation to share it with others.’ - Chinese Proverb.

Created by Chweetz on 12:14AM 26th May 09 No Comments

 

Friend for Life

Friend for Life




Friends from the start
you and I
what brought us together?
that very first day
Your laughter, your smile
Your willingness to share your feelings
The way you were so willing to listen
a true friend you’ve always been
A shoulder to cry on
lending support
It doesn’t matter now
what brought us together
that very first day
All I care about is that you are my
Friend for Life!!

Created by White00pegion on 7:52AM 25th May 09 1 Comment

 

Future Horror Movie releases from the IT sector

“SUBMIT” mat dabana………….

Deadline

Who Akhri Mail………………

Evil DART

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute

Ichadhari Bug

Zahereelee Defect

Prod Release ki Raat

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

REGRESSION - RELOADED

0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

I know what you CODED last summer

Aadam khor developer

Bhoot wala DC

I still know what you CODED last summer

Coding- The mystery continues………

Darinda manager, tadapta developer … !!!!

Andha code … !!!

Gayab coder – A murder mystery.. !!!

Zahreela food court .. !!!

Recession – Jaani dushman

— Appraisal Ki Pyaas

— Badla Developer Ka

— Tester Bana Shaitaan

— Manager ki Cheekh

— Tadapti Delivery

—Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!! !!!

—Viraana Cubicle!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Last but not the least
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Khooni Call


Note: The above are supposed to be the names of horror movies, related to IT sector!

Created by White00pegion on 7:51AM 25th May 09 2 Comments

 

Fevicol Ka jod hai !!!

Created by White00pegion on 7:43AM 25th May 09 1 Comment