my life
| For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin–real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way something to be gotten through first some unfinished business time still to be served a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life |
Created by, Mdsameerkhan on September 27th, 2008
Jokes
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Created by, Chrisdorothy on September 25th, 2008
Letter to god
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God INDIA they decided to forward
it to the President of the India as a joke.
The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy
and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 and decided to write a thank you note to God
which read:
“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However I noticed that you sent it through the
Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax … “
Created by, Chrisdorothy on September 25th, 2008
happiness and self worth
“Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make changes as YOU see fit – not because you think someone else wants you to be different.â€
Created by, Trisha on September 24th, 2008
Nice Story…please take half a day leave and be with me
Very nice story
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother
and
I are getting a divorce; 35 years of
marriage… and that much
misery is enough!’
‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.
‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the old man says.
‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you
call
your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!’
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
‘Like heck they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take care of
this.’
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, ‘You are not
getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until
I get there. I’m calling
my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don’t do
a
thing, DO YOU HEAR??’ and she hangs up. The
old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Okay’, he says,
‘It’s
all set. They’re both coming for Diwali and
paying their own airfare!!’
MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet
your
dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING
IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S
DREAM..
Created by, Velbee on September 23rd, 2008
