Here Are Some Special Codes You Can You With Your Lover…
Here Are Some Special Codes You Can You With Your Lover…
H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
I.T.A.L.Y
I Trust And Love You
L.I.B.Y.A
Love Is Beautiful; You Also
F.R.A.N.C.E
Friendships Remain And Never Can End
C.H.I.N.A
Come Here. I Need Affection
B.U.R.M.A
Between Us, Remember Me Always
N.E.P.A.L
Never Ever Part As Lovers
I.N.D.I.A
I Nearly Died In Adoration
K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
C.A.N.A.D.A
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
E.G.Y.P.T
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always
M.A.N.I.L.A
May All Nights Inspire Love Always
B.A.L.I.W.A.G
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give
M.A.L.A.B.O.N
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now
I.M.U.S
I Miss U, Sweetheart
Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 31st, 2008
Aamchi Mumbai
THINGS TO PROVE YOU’RE A BOMBAYITE
1. You say ‘town ‘ and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate.
2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called ‘Bambaiya Hindi’, which only Bombayites can understand.
3. Your door has more than three locks.
4. Rs. 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
5. Train timings (9.27 , 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.
6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.
7. You call an 8′ x 10′ clustered room a Hall.
8.. You’re paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it’s a ’steal.’
9. You have the following sets of friend : school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay. (REALLY TRUE!)
10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road, Altamount Road
11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing besides cricket which you follow passionately.
12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the ‘Bombay Times’ supplement.
13. You take fashion seriously.
14. You’re suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
15. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.
16. You compare Bombay to New York’s Manhattan instead of any other cities of India .
17. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
18. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar andSantacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport .
19. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
20. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
21. Being truly alone makes you nervous.
22. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it ”romantic ‘.
23. Only in Bombay, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken!!
Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 31st, 2008
20 Rules in any office
1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it…
12. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 30th, 2008
Seven Ways to Identify a Liar
Seven Ways to Identify a Liar
The seven ways to sniff out if your partner is true to you Washington, Oct 10 (ANI): Not sure if your partner is true to you? Well, then here are a few signs that may help sniff out whether he/she is lying or not. Here are seven ways to identify a liar, reports FoxNews.
1. Consider the person’s recall: Liars never forget what they have to say but they may stumble when telling a tale by making contradicting statements. They’re also eager to change the subject.
2. Observe the person’s overall body language: Liars can look ill at ease, fiddling with their hair, stroking their throat, or rubbing their eyes. With their body often turned away from you, you may notice hand or leg fidgeting. Liars also have trouble swallowing and may shake their heads after a point has been made. When the subject finally gets changed, they appear happier and more comfortable, maybe laughing nervously.
3.Take notice of any defensiveness: Liars will often take offence to any indication that they’re under suspicion. They’re likely to throw any accusations you throw at them back at you. They will also talk too much, feeling the need to over-explain themselves
4. Home in on facial expressions: Liars fail to control their micro-expressions. While fibbing, you may notice nervous twitching. Their hand may be covering or touching their face. People also tend to touch the mouth when feeling guilty or anxious. They’re particularly good with fake smiles.
5. Don’t overlook the Pinocchio reaction: When a human tells a lie, extra blood gets pumped through the body and the nose swells by a fraction of millimeter. Liars may subsequently touch the tip of their nose unconsciously.
6. Concentrate on the eyes: A liar has a troubled brow and downcast or darting eyes. They have trouble directly engaging your gaze. They also give you eye-accessing clues. If the person is telling you the truth, he’ll look up and to the left since that’s the side of the brain we use for recalling information. If she’s lying, she’ll look up and to the right, which is the creative side of the brain, because she’s mentally constructing something that hasn’t happened.
7. Note the person’s voice: The higher the stakes are, the more the liar has a fear of getting caught. With this, the liar has a harder time controlling his body language or her voice. The pitch or rate of the speech may change, with the individual giving a lot of “umms” and “ahhs.” Often, a liar will appear stilted and monotone. Answers may seem rehearsed. (ANI)
Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 30th, 2008
5 Reasons Why God Uses Problems
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5 Reasons Why God Uses Problems
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The problems you face will either defeat you or develop
you – depending on how you respond to them.
�Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to
�use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their
problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring.�
�Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:
1.God Uses Problems To DIRECT U
Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving.
�Problems often point us in a new direction and�motivate us to change.
Is God trying to get your attention? “Sometimes it takes
a painful situation to make us change our ways.”�
2. God Uses Problems To INSPECT U
People are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them,
just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested
your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about you?
“When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full
�of joy, because you know that these� �troubles test your faith,
and this will give you patience.”
3. God Uses Problems To CORRECT U
Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure.
It’s likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove.
�But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn
the value of something… health, money, a relationship. ..
by losing it. “It was the best thing that could have happened to me,
for it taught me to pay attention to your laws.”�
4. God Uses Problems To PROTECT U
A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from
being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend
was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss
had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem – but
it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year
later when management’s actions were eventually discovered.
“You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good…
5. God Uses Problems To PERFECT U
Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders.
God is far more interested in your character than your comfort.
Your relationship to God and your character are the only two
things you’re going to take with you into eternity.
�“We can rejoice when we run into problems…
they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of
character in us and helps us trust God more each time
we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady.”�
Here’s the point Ad:
God is at work in your life – even when you do not recognize it or understand it.
But it’s much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him.�
“Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned,
lives touched and moments shared along the way”
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Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 30th, 2008
The Google Story..
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1)Google is a mis-spelt word. The original word is Googol which means 1 followed by 100 zeroes.
2)Larry Page’s brother Carl page also sold his internet company during the dot com era for an eye popping $500 million.
3)Google’s ad model was originally developed by a company named Overture ( Now a Yahoo company)
4)From their original hostel at Stanford, Larry Page and Sergey Brin were shifted to a newly constructed building named William Gates building.
5)Though a tech company Google followed the practices of media companies during its IPO. To protect itself from unwanted takeover threats the company issued class A and B types of shares. Valued similarly the two classes of shares differed only in their voting rights. The company also developed an auction based system of allotting its stake to prevent unwanted volatility just after listing.
6)Google had lost the Amazon Europe ad deal to Yahoo. Larry and Serjey were traveling on their private jet when they got this news. With much persuation the founders arranged a secret meeting with Amazon’s CEO. Google raised its bid to such a level that Yahoo was eventually forced to back out of the deal saying that it did not make business sense for the latter.
7)Google’s inhouse chef Charlie Ayers is one of the few chefs in the world who became a millionaire by selling personal Google shares given to him.
8)Its very rare to find Kleiner Perkins and sequoia capital investing in the same venture. Larry and Sergie played a sleek game pitting the two VC’c against each other resulting in the two firms investing $12.5 million each.
Created by, Ishikasaxena on Oktober 30th, 2008
