Archive for January, 2009

A Date!

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.


She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.


The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
 
 


That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.


“What’s wrong, are you well,” she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.


“I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,” I responded. “Just the two of us.”


She thought about it for a moment, and then said, “I would like that very much.”


That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.


She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s.


“I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, “she said, as she got into the car. “They can’t wait to hear about our meeting”.


We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down,


I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.


“It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,” she said.


“Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor,” I responded.


During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.


As we arrived at her house later, she said, “I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.” I agreed.


“How was your dinner date?” asked my wife when I got home. “Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,” I answered.


A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to do anything for her.


Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.


An attached note said: “I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son.”


At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: “I LOVE YOU!” and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.


Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till “some other time.”

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009

Funny full forms of Big Companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input Poor & Rubbish Output


3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses


4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions


5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems


6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping


7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds


8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines


9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly


10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors


11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings


12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible


13. CMC : Coffee Meals and Comfort


14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computer


15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go


17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.


18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India


19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.


20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana


21.PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques No Increments

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009

RULES OF BILL GATES

RULES OF BILL GATES


Love him or  hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!  Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about  11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He  talks about how feel-good,politically correct teachings  created a generation of kids with no concept of reality  and how this concept set them up for failure in the real  world.
Rule  1: Life is  not fair – get used to it!


Rule 2 :  The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world  will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel  good about yourself.


Rule 3 :  You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.  You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you  earn both.


Rule 4 : If  you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a  boss.


Rule 5 :  Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your  Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:  they called it opportunity.


Rule 6: If you  mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so  don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from  them.


Rule 7: Before  you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are  now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning  your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you  thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from  the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing  the closet in your own room.


Rule 8: Your  school may have done away with winners and losers, but  life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing  grades and they’ll give you chances as MANY TIMES as you  want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the  slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.


Rule  9: Life is not divided into semesters. You  don’t get summers off and very few employers are  interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your  own time.


Rule 10:  Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually  have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.


Rule  11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end  up working for one.


If you can read this – Thank a  teacher!

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009

Mountain

Mountain Story – An interesting short story


“A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Curious, he yells: “Who are you?”
He receives the answer: “Who are you?”
And then he screams to the mountain: “I admire you!”
The voice answers: “I admire you!”
Angered at the response, he screams: “Coward!”
He receives the answer: “Coward!”
He looks to his father and asks: “What’s going on?”
The father smiles and says: “My son, pay attention.”
Again the man screams: “You are a champion!”
The voice answers: “You are a champion!”
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: “People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it.”
YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT’S A REFLECTION OF YOU!”

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009

Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods.


‘What majestic trees!’


‘What powerful rivers!’


‘What beautiful animals!’


He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.


He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
 


At that instant the Atheist cried out, ‘Oh my God!’


Time Stopped.


The bear froze.


The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. ‘You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?’


The atheist looked directly into the light and said, ‘It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?’


‘Very Well,’ said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
 
‘Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.’

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009

Father & Son

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the 
express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”
“It was great, Dad.”
“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked.
“Oh yeah,” said the son.
“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father.
The son answered:
“I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.”
The boy’s father was speechless.
Then his son added,  “Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.”
Isn’t perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don’t have.
Appreciate every single thing you have!


“Life is too short and friends are too few.”

Created by, Chweetz on January 30th, 2009