Archive for May, 2009

BRUCE LEE’S Profile-FUNNY

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10.. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

Created by, Chweetz on May 26th, 2009

WARNING-Parked cars contains Benzine -Beware

An article (rules-basic principles) based on true facts!

Please do not turn on A/C immediately as soon as you enter the car. Open
The windows after you enter your car and do not turn ON the
Air-conditioning immediately.

According to a research done, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emits
Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen – take note of the heated
Plastic Smell in your car).

In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and
Reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia,
Increasing the risk of cancer…. May also cause miscarriage. Acceptable
Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft.. A car parked indoors with the
Windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors
under
The sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to
2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level… & the people inside the car
Will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.

It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the
Interior to air out before you enter.

Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is very
Difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

‘When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
You have a moral obligation to share it with others.’ – Chinese Proverb.

Created by, Chweetz on May 26th, 2009

Friend for Life

Friend for Life




Friends from the start
you and I
what brought us together?
that very first day
Your laughter, your smile
Your willingness to share your feelings
The way you were so willing to listen
a true friend you’ve always been
A shoulder to cry on
lending support
It doesn’t matter now
what brought us together
that very first day
All I care about is that you are my
Friend for Life!!

Created by, White00pegion on May 25th, 2009

Future Horror Movie releases from the IT sector

SUBMIT mat dabana…

Deadline

Who Akhri Mail

Evil DART

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute

Ichadhari Bug

Zahereelee Defect

Prod Release ki Raat

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

REGRESSION – RELOADED

0 Bug “Mano ya na Mano”.!!!

I know what you CODED last summer

Aadam khor developer

Bhoot wala DC

I still know what you CODED last summer

Coding- The mystery continues!!

Darinda manager tadapta developer … !!!!

Andha code.!!!

Gayab coder: A murder mystery.. !!!

Zahreela food court .. !!!

Recession: Jaani dushman

— Appraisal Ki Pyaas

— Badla Developer Ka

— Tester Bana Shaitaan

— Manager ki Cheekh

— Tadapti Delivery

—Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!! !!!

—Viraana Cubicle!!!!!! !!!!!!!

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Khooni Call

Note: The above are supposed to be the names of horror movies related to IT sector!

Created by, White00pegion on May 25th, 2009

Fevicol Ka jod hai !!!

Created by, White00pegion on May 25th, 2009

If Windows were in Punjabi….

If windows were to be in Punjabi then you would be using the following commands on your computer:

Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal Rubburd Shaapnar
Folders = Bastey
High priority = Waddee Takleef

and finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukaao..

Created by, White00pegion on May 25th, 2009