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Chatur’s Chamtkar Speech from 3 Idiots!!!
Midway through 3 Idiots, there’s a sequence where the ultra-irritating Chatur, the epitome of the learn-by-rote student that principal Viru Sahastrabuddhe (Boman Irani) delights in producing at the Imperial College of Engineering (”ICE”), has to deliver a speech at a college function, before the student body and its chief guest, an education minister.
Chatur Ramalingam, a Tamilian by way of Uganda, doesn’t know very much Hindi, and has memorized a Hindi speech that he has (unethically) had ICE’s librarian write for him — another reminder (in a film that doesn’t lack for them) about the petty meanness of a system where everyone’s looking out for No. 1. Unknown to Chatur, however, Rancho (Aamir Khan) and Farhan (Madhavan) have conspired to find and replace several Hindi words with rather more lewd equivalents. Chatur is none the wiser, but the student body and the chief guest collapse in laughter as Chatur’s “chamatkaar” (miracle) is repeatedly replaced by “balaatkar” (rape). The comedy is broad, the shot is cheap, and the audience cannot help laughing its guts out.
Guys now enjoy the wonderful speech by Chatur ‘Silencer’ Ramalingam…
Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya…
Atithi vishesh, Shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji…
Maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon]…
Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai; to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] Shri Veerusahastra Bbuddhe… Give him a a big hand… He is a great guy really …
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye… umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege.. Hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai?!!
Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai…
Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke… seeke inse seeke…
Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai… Kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge… Waadaa hai aapse, jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge. I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge… Dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii… No other chaatra No other chaatra…
Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi… Stan…
Stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai… sab chupa ke rakte hai… detaa koi nai…
Aapne apna stan iss balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai… ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai…
Also the sanskrit poem was killing at the end!
Utamamm dad datdat padam..madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk
Khanishtham thudthudiii padam..sursuria pran khatkam…!!!
Created by, nabanita6 on January 16th, 2010
